Not Her Type- Courier Kink Birthday Blog

December 9  |  eBooks  |   Kay Jaybee


If you are a regular reader of either my blog or my work, it can’t have escaped your notice that there certain themes readily associated with my writing-

DominationSubmissionAll elements of self-controlThe emotions that go with each of these themesAnd…COURIERS!!!!

Why couriers? It’s simple- Due to the requirements of my ‘proper’ job, I know so many of them !

‘My boys’, as they are collectively known, are a constant source of information fantasy wise- whether I want to hear them or not! – And more importantly, they are the nicest, kindest blokes you’d ever wise to meet. (Okay, they are quite hot too- but that’s just a perk of the job, right?)

Oh- and stories about couriers are just the most fun to write stories about!

They are very popular with my readers as well! (Check out Cardboard (Sex at Work, Xcite) and A Delivery of Words (Quick Kink One, Xcite) to name but two of my courier focused tales).

I know I’ve told you this before, so why do I bring this subject up again now? Because it is time to say


 to the longest of all my works of courier kink-

Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With a Delivery Man



When the girls at asked me to write a novella for them I was so excited- and I have to confess, despite all the other novels and novella’s I’ve penned before or since, NHT will always have a special place in my heart, simply because it was an absolute joy to write!

A little while ago, I was asked by one of my readers, who I’d pick to “play” John, the bad boy courier in question, should I ever have to chose an actor to adopt the role.

What a great question to consider on its first anniversary, and I thought it might be fun to invite you all along today to see who you would pick to act the role! For me the choice for John is not a difficult one! I have long known who’d get that part if I had my way!

John is a hot guy with a twinkle in his eye. He is flawed, and there is something about him that is hidden and almost reserved- but only almost!! A bit of rough then…

Ray Winstone as Will Scarlet (Swoon)

A young Ray Winstone would have been ideal, but in the absence of a time machine to take us back to the delicious Ray’s “Will Scarlet” days, there is only one man for the job. It has to be Mr Max Beesley. (For our American cousins- he has starred in a heap of stuff over here in the UK, but is probably best known to you guys as being Robbie Williams best mate). However, we all have our own imaginations, and I’d be VERY interested to know who YOU would give the role to?

Max Beesley

Now comes the harder question. Who would play Jenny, the customer with whom John carries out every fantasy he has ever had? They start gently, but boy does the pace grow into what can only be called an extremely FULL-ON heavy kink, with a touch of BDSM and control. I have NO idea who could play that role!

Help me guys- I know this is pure fantasy- but indulge me! Who could play Jenny? Come up with a name that fits the part and I may just send you a little giftie!!

Blurb– When Jenny’s regular film courier, John, reveals how she has become the centre of his sexual dream world, Jenny’s quiet existence is thrown into an arena of desire that she thought she’d long since abandoned.

One unexpected, head swimming romp later, and Jenny is left wondering if her courier will ever visit her again, and if he does, will he mention the hot sex they had on her living room floor that Tuesday afternoon, or will he pretend that it hadn’t happened?

When the following Tuesday arrives and John reappears on Jenny’s doorstep, the scene is set for a continuation of intensely kinky weekly meetings. There is only one problem. John really really isn’t Jenny’s type….

If you’ve never read NHT, you can catch some snippets at this link, and on my OC Press page. You can also hear me read from a chapter called ‘Ripped Off’ on YouTube…

Come back soon- for we will be celebrating Christmas with John and Jenny on 13th Dec in my Blissmas Special…

In the meantime, join me in wishing my favourite of all the stories I have ever written, a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY – I await your suggestions as to who could play John and Jenny with interest… Seriously guys- who’d do you think could is up to the job?


WOW- you guys are WONDERFUL- Here are some of the suggested Candidates for John and Jenny so far!!!

Stephen Arnell for John?

Colin Farrel for John?




Anne Hathaway for Jenny?

Me?? !!

Idris Elba for John?

Romala Garai for Jenny?

Debra Messing for Jenny?

Ben Affleck for John?

Bruce Willis for John?

Jared Padalecki for John?

Lucy Felthouse for Jenny!!!!

Ryan Reynolds for John?

Cate Blanchett for Jenny?

James Dean For John?

Kate Winslet for Jenny?

Robert Sheehan for John?

These are all fantastic guys! Keep them coming!

You can buy NHT as a Kindle ebook from Amazon UK, US, and direct from OCPress in all forms of download.

For now, while you are having a little think, let me leave you with a picture of the ULTIMATE delivery man…

Thanks for popping by! See you soon!

Kay xx


Posted in eBooks. Bookmark the permalink.

23 Responses to Not Her Type- Courier Kink Birthday Blog

  1. K D Grace says:

    Happy Birthday to Not Her Type! Such a fab book! And, wow! Love your inspiration, Sweetie!


  2. Lily Harlem says:

    Oh, I loved this book, read it in one sitting, what a great idea to cast some actors in the starring roles.

    Mmm, John, okay, perhaps Stephen Amell the hot actor from Arrow, he’s cute but he’d need a bit of roughing up. And Jenny, I’m thinking Julia Stiles who was in the Bourne films, she has a sweetness about her but I sense naughty lurking beneath the surface!

    Happy Birthday Not Her Type!

    Lily x

  3. Kay Jaybee says:

    Here’s a comment from Claire Wright (at work so can’t post!!)- “It wouldn’t publish on ur link so here’s my idea I think lady from will and grace should play Jenny. As for John there could be so many, Ben efflick, Bruce willis a fav of mine, or to mix it up Ricky gervais x great book. Loved it x Claire x “

  4. Miss Daisy says:

    I’m already visualising the film version and the only Jenny I think fits is gorgeous Romola Garai- she is just perfect. For John, I fancy going down a slightly different route, maybe Idris Elba, or baddy Mark Strong or even Liev Schreiber…I’m getting carried away…Needless to say, NHT is possibly my favourite KJB novel. It is realist fantasy; we can all imagine being in Jenny’s shoes- we know her back story because we have lived it and we have all fantasised about our own John at some point. Because of this, the story will remain fresh, no matter how many hundreds of times I read it. Happy Birthday NHT xx

    • Kay Jaybee says:

      I am about to look up who Romola Garai is (I am so rubbish at famous people!)- why do I have a feeling she will be hot!! Idris Elba!! Oh yes! Great idea- he is SO simmering!! Thanks Miss Daisy!! xx

  5. I’m afraid I’m a bit annoyed with one particular courier at the moment – I’ve had someone wait in for 2 whole days as they promised they’d deliver my new tyres but they still haven’t shown yet… He definitely WON’T be getting the come on! I still like the fantasy courier though. Fun blog, Kay.

    • Kay Jaybee says:

      Oh how annoying!!! I am blessed with very good couriers- just as well, as NHT may never have been written!! xx

  6. Rose Caraway says:

    I just finished reading the excerpt, now I have added it to my list of to-read. What a great, sexy idea, Kay! I don’t know enough about the characters yet to post an actor preference, so I will just go on male perfection alone = ) I nominate, sexy bad-boy man, James Dean. I know, cheating, but yummy!!! I will settle for Colin however. As for the leading lady, hmmm… How about, Cate Blanchett? I cannot see Cate normally going for guys with tattoos and chest hair. NHT is officially on my list and I cannot wait to read it.
    Rose Caraway

    • Kay Jaybee says:

      Thanks Rose! I really hope you enjoy it! I always enjoy what I write, but NHT is my favourite by far. James Dean- yes indeed- he could ‘do’ John- and the undelying cheater element would fit the character well. Love Cate Blanchett for Jenny too- I wonder if they will still work for you after you’ve read it…ummm- let me know!xxxx

  7. Kay Jaybee says:

    Have another comment froma reader who has asked me to pass this on to you from my FB page- Debbie Lowery- “I can see the very different Buster Rhymes or Ryan Reynolds for John!”
    Thanks- 2 more fab suggestions!

  8. For me, it’s gotta be Jared Padalecki for John – I know you’re not a fan of big muscles, but he’s my number one hot guy.

    And, well, if Jared is the courier, then Jenny is ME!! 😀

    Happy birthday to NHT – and loving your ultimate delivery man. Reminds me of my upcoming delivery man release next week 😉

    L xxx

  9. Bel Anderson says:

    I know I’ve missed the party boat and that he may be a little too young for the part, but I would love to see Robert Sheehan oiled and naked…

    • Kay Jaybee says:

      Not too late at all hun- I have closed things on FB events so I don’t annoy folk with loads of posts- but this page could run and run- so many potential HOT courier contenders out there! I LOVE Robery Sheehan- very hot young man. I could cope with a young courier!!