It is with no little excitement that I am delighted to say that today is the launch day for my brand new, hot off the press, extra kinky, opposites attract, novella!!!
Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man is published by the brand new e-book imprint from Oysters and Chocolate.
Approximately 30,000 words tell the story of Jenny, an accountant working from home, and her weekly visitor, John- the guy who delivers a dose of DVD’s to her house every Tuesday at 1pm. Sometimes they exchange a speedy chat on the doorstep- sometimes he has time for a cup of tea- but on one life changing afternoon John stays a bit longer than Jenny had expected, turning her well ordered routine upside down, and forcing her to face the ghosts of a desire she had long since nailed up into neat little boxes in her mind- never to be opened again…
Putting together these ‘courier’ themed blogs has sent me on a happy set of reminiscences through all the years- twelve in fact- of my regular ‘proper,’ work-based, courier deliveries to the various homes I have had across the UK.
I clearly remember the grumpiest delivery man in the world- he lives in Sheffield- I will not name the company he works for- but good grief what a misery!! I honestly think it might have killed him to crack a smile! I frequently had the urge to tell him how much he was letting the side down! Hasn’t anyone ever told him that a smile to your customers makes the day go some much quicker- not to mention it makes it SO much more fun!
The majority of the couriers I have encountered however, have caught onto the fact that a little flirting goes a long way. Something that Not Her Type takes advantage of- exercising the forever naughty imagination of the delivery man to its extremes!!
The number of women (and men) that have serious delivery guy/gal fantasies is HUGE!! Over the years the boys (alas I have never had a female courier come my way), have told me so many funny- and mostly true- tales of being hit on upon the doorstep. My favourite being that of the driver who has to call on a particular woman every Monday with a stationery order – each and every time- even though the order always arrives at about 2pm – she opens the door to her courier in the nude- and each and every time he had to pretend he hasn’t noticed! He tells me it wouldn’t be so bad, but the lady in question is- and I quote- “Well Hot” and he has to drive “with severe cramp- if you know what I mean love!”- Yes honey, we all know what you mean…
If my boys are to be believed, then they are regularly flashed at, propositioned, and in one less amusing case, stalked – it makes the unwanted attention one gets when writing erotica look positively tame by comparison!! – But face it boys- on the whole- YOU LOVE IT!!!
So to all you courier fantasists out there- I hope Not Her Type; Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man hits the spot for you!! And as it is set at this time of year, with a conveniently seasonal Christmas finale- it is the ideal pressie to pop onto those brand new Kindle’s, PC’s, and all the other e-book receiving devices out there in techno world!
Before I head off to work on my next novel, here’s a date for your diary- On 20th January 2012 at c.6.30pm I will be reading extracts from Not Her Type at Sh! Women’s Store in Hoxton, London. I would love you call to come along!
The evening is totally free- I will be serving up the delivery man special- (Tea and Cake)- and, just for a bit of extra fun- there will be a ‘How to Spank’ class to watch (or take part in if you are feeling brave!!)- More details nearer the time- but if you want to book your ticket nice and early, please do! They are available from Sh! – just call or email the Hoxton branch via this link. (Please remember, although gentlemen are very welcome at Sh!- they must have a female with them to come and enjoy the delights within!)
Many thanks one and all. K xxxxxxxxxx