Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man – Launch Day!!

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December 15  |  eBooks  |   Kay Jaybee

It is with no little excitement that I am delighted to say that today is the launch day for my brand new, hot off the press, extra kinky, opposites attract, novella!!!

Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man is published by the brand new e-book imprint from Oysters and Chocolate.

Approximately 30,000 words tell the story of Jenny, an accountant working from home, and her weekly visitor, John- the guy who delivers a dose of DVD’s to her house every Tuesday at 1pm. Sometimes they exchange a speedy chat on the doorstep- sometimes he has time for a cup of tea- but on one life changing afternoon John stays a bit longer than Jenny had expected, turning her well ordered routine upside down, and forcing her to face the ghosts of a desire she had long since nailed up into neat little boxes in her mind- never to be opened again…

If you’d like to read the blurb and a couple of taster pages from this novella, then just flick back to my two previous blogs, ‘Who Couldn’t Cuddle A Courier?’ and ‘Tasty Delivery.’

Putting together these ‘courier’ themed blogs has sent me on a happy set of reminiscences through all the years- twelve in fact- of my regular ‘proper,’ work-based, courier deliveries to the various homes I have had across the UK.

I clearly remember the grumpiest delivery man in the world- he lives in Sheffield- I will not name the company he works for- but good grief what a misery!!  I honestly think it might have killed him to crack a smile! I frequently had the urge to tell him how much he was letting the side down!  Hasn’t anyone ever told him that a smile to your customers makes the day go some much quicker- not to mention it makes it SO much more fun!

The majority of the couriers I have encountered however, have caught onto the fact that a little flirting goes a long way. Something that Not Her Type takes advantage of- exercising the forever naughty imagination of the delivery man to its extremes!!

The number of women (and men) that have serious delivery guy/gal fantasies is HUGE!! Over the years the boys (alas I have never had a female courier come my way), have told me so many funny- and mostly true- tales of being hit on upon the doorstep.  My favourite being that of the driver who has to call on a particular woman every Monday with a stationery order – each and every time- even though the order always arrives at about 2pm – she opens the door to her courier in the nude- and each and every time he had to pretend he hasn’t noticed! He tells me it wouldn’t be so bad, but the lady in question is- and I quote- “Well Hot” and he has to drive “with severe cramp- if you know what I mean love!”- Yes honey, we all know what you mean…

If my boys are to be believed, then they are regularly flashed at, propositioned, and in one less amusing case, stalked – it makes the unwanted attention one gets when writing erotica look positively tame by comparison!! – But face it boys- on the whole- YOU LOVE IT!!!

So to all you courier fantasists out there- I hope Not Her Type; Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man hits the spot for you!! And as it is set at this time of year, with a conveniently seasonal Christmas finale- it is the ideal pressie to pop onto those brand new Kindle’s, PC’s, and all the other e-book receiving devices out there in techno world!

Before I head off to work on my next novel, here’s a date for your diary- On 20th January 2012 at c.6.30pm I will be reading extracts from Not Her Type at Sh! Women’s Store in Hoxton, London. I would love you call to come along!

Sh! Hoxton, London

The evening is totally free- I will be serving up the delivery man special- (Tea and Cake)- and,  just for a bit of extra fun- there will be a ‘How to Spank’ class to watch (or take part in if you are feeling brave!!)- More details nearer the time- but if you want to book your ticket nice and early, please do! They are available from Sh! – just call or email the Hoxton branch via this link. (Please remember, although gentlemen are very welcome at Sh!- they must have a female with them to come and enjoy the delights within!)

Not Her Type is available from the OC Press , Amazon UK, Amazon.com, All Romance Books and Bookstrand.

Many thanks one and all.  K xxxxxxxxxx

 

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8 Responses to Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man – Launch Day!!

  1. K D Grace says:

    HUGE CONGRATULATIONS!!!! I’m jumping up and down with excitement for you, and I have to say, I’m loving every juicy delivery in this page-turner! So much fun!

    Well done, Kay! Another sizzling winner!

    Kxxx

  2. Love this story. I’m going to have to be nicer to my delivery drivers, some of them are pretty cute, but I’m usually hanging out like a troll at my computer, in my pajamas when they arrive, so I don’t have the confidence to flirt at all. Time to get dressed earlier in the day I think!!

    • Kay Jaybee says:

      Thanks Jordan! My main piece of advice re-delivery drivers is to SMILE at them- they love a smile!! They also love pj’s!! I can feel another story coming on…..

  3. Happy release day!! [Sorry I’m a day late–yesterday I was driving around on errands, almost like a delivery guy. No one greeted me in the nude, however. : )]

    • Kay Jaybee says:

      Thanks hun! Hope u enjoyed delivery man moment- sorry for lack of nudity! I hope there were lots of smiles though!!

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