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KJB’s Tip Time: Doodle

Embarrassed to tell your partner exactly what you’d like to do to them, or what you’d like them to do to you?

How about writing it down – on them?

writing on skin

There are many body pens on the market, but even they don’t beat the feeling of the humble ball-point pen, or a carefully used fountain pen, as it is doodled across the thigh, stomach or chest.

As long as you remember the golden rules- check to make sure ink washes off the skin with soap and water first, don’t write somewhere the ‘reader’ can’t see, and don’t press too hard- then you’ll be able to jot down that longed for request, a message of love or lust, or simply caress your partner’s flesh with doodle’s of long flowing scribbles and simple patterns, making them quiver beneath the flow of the ink.

Writing and drawing will never have been so much fun…

Enjoy your weekend.

Kay x

(PS- Have fun- but remember to stay safe. Be aware of allergies, personal limits, and your health at all times. I want you to have a fun weekend, not a trip to A&E. xx)

KJB’s Tip Time: Unbuttoning

One of the sexiest words in the English language has to be “Unbuttoning”.

This weekend why not hunt down your most buttoned garment, maybe a shirt or a dress, and put it on with nothing underneath. Then tell your partner that they will be rewarded each time they please you with the undoing of a single fastening, and the gradual revelation of your body.

unbutton

You could make it into a game, – perhaps a button will be undone if your lover manages not to utter a sound as you undress them. Maybe a button will be un-popped if they can stay statue still as you kiss them from head to toe. ..

The rules are yours for the making (and breaking). See how long it takes for all of your buttons to become undone, and your partner gets rewarded with your beautiful nakedness…

No buttoned garments? Then how about inching down that long zipper, or gradually un-popping those poppers…

Enjoy your weekend.

Kay x

(PS- Have fun- but remember to stay safe. Be aware of allergies, personal limits, and your health at all times. I want you to have a fun weekend, not a trip to A&E. xx)

KJB’s Tip Time: The Doorframe Game

There are many neglected locations within the home when it comes to our sex lives.

For example, consider the doorframes between each room of your home. Providing they are solidly built, they can provide an excellent place to indulge.

doorway

Let me introduce you to the Doorframe game…

Strip each other, and taking it in turns, stand with your arms stretched high above your head, so your fingers are holding onto (but not pulling- you don’t want the house to collapse around you), the top lintel of the frame. (A stall can be provided for those of the neatly shorter persuasion).

Then time each other to see which one of you can last out the longest while your lover caresses, licks, kisses, sucks and generally enjoys your body before you can’t take any more, and simply have to lower your hands.

The one who manages to keep their arms on the top of the door frame the longest is the winner…they get to choose their own prize…

Enjoy your weekend.

Kay x

(PS- Have fun- but remember to stay safe. Be aware of allergies, personal limits, the strength of your doorframes, and your health at all times. I want you to have a fun weekend, not a trip to A&E. xx)

KJB’s Tip Time: Noted

Virtually every desk in the land has a pad of Post- It (Sticky) Notes hidden on it somewhere.

Why not put them to good use this weekend, and blaze a trail of erotic intentions throughout your home?

You could leave a note just inside the front door for your partner to find when they get in from work. Whether romantic, lust fuelled, or both, you could invite your lover to come and find you in a certain room, leaving notes along the route they need to take to reach you.

post it notes

Perhaps each fresh note could issue an instruction, to take off an item of clothing perhaps?

You could be waiting for your lover beneath a hot shower, on the sofa, in bed, or in the shed at the bottom of the garden…the possibilities and commands you could issue on those innocent little pads of sticky paper are endless.

Let your imagination run riot…

Enjoy your weekend,

Kay xx

KJB’s Tip Time: Summer Sort Out

Summer has finally arrived, and it’s time to have a good sort out of all your clothes.

This weekend why not upturn your underwear drawer, and consign all those faded bras, worn out knickers, briefs and boxers to the bin?

Perhaps you could even get rid of that blouse you love, but can’t wear because it has a large BBQ sauce stain down the front, and that skirt, which is simply too tatty to wear out of the house any more.

But before those garments hit the recycling bags, how about giving them one final hoorah?

Call your lover up, send them a text, or leave them a note, saying that at a specific time and place you will be dressed in your oldest clothes, just waiting for them to come and rip them off you…literally!

ripped clothing

TEnjhere is no sound like that of cotton being ripped from your body…trust me…

Have fun…

If you want more inspiration for this tip, check out Not Her Type. John the courier knows exactly how to treat old clothing!

Enjoy your weekend.

Kay x

(PS- Have fun- but remember to stay safe. Be aware of allergies, personal limits, and health at all times. I want you to have a fun weekend, not a trip to A&E. xx)

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